
The spotted men are walking and a storm is close behind,
it's bound to get them soon and I hope they do not mind.
Sometimes you check the mirror and a storm is what you find.

I was going to bake a cake but my sugar had a flaw -
it was the meanest sugar that you ever saw.
I think that kind of sugar ought to be against the law.

I bought a can of freedom, so glad to make it mine -
freedom is not free, it cost a dollar forty nine.
If the can would only open, things would be just fine.

You still can see the pipes sticking up out of the ground -
the trucks would pull up to the place and make a pumping sound.
They don't deliver any more, we have to go to town.

I have a funky monkey who says his name is Stan -
on Tuesday he goes out and plays the banjo in a band.
When I have tea he comes to me and sits upon my hand.

Some people like to stay indoors with all the curtains drawn -
I like to go outside sometimes and sit upon the lawn.
I don't take any chances, I put lots of sunscreen on.
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those disturbing notions are sneaky - they knock at the door and I open it and they come in before I can do anything about it
Right off the shelf ladies and gents...oh...and a can opener that will work...extra...never mind the small print
Thanks, Mark!