I don't want to be a fat man, so I can't find my feet.
I don't want to be a thin man, seeking something to eat.
I just want to be your man - not too fat and not too thin.
I want to ring your bell, babe, and know that you will let me in.
I don't want to be a strange man, so people try not to stare.
I don't want to be a plain man, so people can't see I'm there.
I just want to be your man - not too strange and not too plain.
I want you to feel love, babe, as natural as rain.
I don't want to be a wild man, like a mule kicking in a stall.
I don't want to be a tame man, with no surprises at all.
I just want to be your man - not too wild and not too tame.
I want to be with you, babe, and hear you call my name.
I don't want to be an X-Man, shooting power from my eyes.
I don't want to be the Batman, you know that he never cries.
I just want to be your man - not too X and not too Y.
I want to hold you close, babe, and know that you're satisfied.
... and nice to see you again
It's the human condition, I guess.