I like the idea that a Rabbi would come to the home and do random checks. Helpful and Heartwarming. I want a Kosher Kitchen.
I want it blessed by a slow moving, very stern-eyed bearded man whose tendrils are not amusing while THIS SONG plays [link] and the lost scrolls are explained very nonchalantly to me in a way I can understand
He'll be digging in my icebox with one hand relaxed behind his back, and find a small and fuzzy forgotten leftover...
"VHAT IS DIS?? VELVET??"
... and the scent of his fabrics linger long after he's gone while I decide which of my very clean meats I shall cook for the evening. ________________________________ I FUQUING LOVE ceremony and cultural experiences
*and Darkness shakes his head at me from the corner of the pantry, chuckling behind a filthy Whiskey glass
"HEATHEN!", I'll scream, shaking an approved pork chop in his direction."
Helpful and Heartwarming.
I want a Kosher Kitchen.
I want it blessed by a slow moving, very stern-eyed bearded man
whose tendrils are not amusing
while THIS SONG plays
and the lost scrolls are explained very nonchalantly to me
in a way I can understand
He'll be digging in my icebox with one hand relaxed behind his back,
and find a small and fuzzy forgotten leftover...
"VHAT IS DIS?? VELVET??"
... and the scent of his fabrics
linger long after he's gone
while
I decide which of my very clean meats
I shall cook for the evening.
________________________________
I FUQUING LOVE ceremony
*and Darkness shakes his head at me from the corner
of the pantry, chuckling behind a filthy Whiskey glass
"HEATHEN!",
I'll scream, shaking an approved pork chop in his direction."
"Aye...", he'll jut with a grin.