Your Man BluesI don't want to be a fat man, so I can't find my feet.I don't want to be a thin man, seeking something to eat.I just want to be your man - not too fat and not too thin.I want to ring your bell, babe, and know that you will let me in.I don't want to be a strange man, so people try not to stare.I don't want to be a plain man, so people can't see I'm there.I just want to be your man - not too strange and not too plain.I want you to feel love, babe, as natural as rain.I don't want to be a wild man, like a mule kicking in a stall. I don't want to be a tame man, with no surprises at all.I just want to be your man - not too wild
(In the voice of Rod Serling)...A thousand portable, personal pies
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